Humon

Ok guys, just wtf is a humon?! Well, let me explain. In summary, humons are literally just a species of normal looking humans with special magical abilities.

Humon's live on planet Earth X, a planet in a universe (and reality) separate from Earth. And a lot of sci fi, magical, and supernatural stuff happens there. Unfortunately this planet is always under attack by many entities.

Basic Biology
Humons (and all other life native to Earth X) have genes like any life form. BUT these genes are not just DNA. Instead humon genes consists of 3 things: DNA, tiny supercomputers, and tiny magical crystals. The DNA helps make proteins and all kinds of stuff, the tiny supercomputers help "programs" how their body + mind works, and the magical crystals control their magic.

This way, their biology is much more complex, magical, powerful, and malleable than any normal DNA based life.

Humon Types


Strangely enough, there are 11 different types of humons who each have their unique biology and set of powers.

Yet, types are not subspecies, because whenever any two humons of the same type or any other type breed. Their kid will have an equal chance to be ANY of the 11 types. But once in a blue-moon, a kid will have the ultra rare mega powerful AWESOME-type...Whelp, it is time to list out the humon types and what they are like:

Crimson - These chill peeps are made of, can create, and control blood mold. Blood mold is a handy substance that can cure people, glue things together, get rid of diseases, makes things more stronger, and basically is a all purpose gel.

Tang - Lol, they are all crazy and have a buncha demonic abilities in general. Heck, they are all like those demons from that hazbin hotel show.

Orange - They are the most spiritual of all. They have connection with the spirit world and can manipulate spirits and souls in many ways

Syrup - have abilities that are related to stealth, hiding, thievery, and sleuthing. Can see what others cant..... Have I mentioned all of these guys are skinwalkers?

Gold - they have friggin Minecraft/terraria player abilities lol. But there's no creative mode or else thats too op lol

Lime - They are regenerative and adaptive evolving survivalists who are like scp-682, but can still die if injured enough. These guys mainly survive in the wild, and form little cities in the forests.

Green - JOVIAL MAGIC USERS YAY!!! XD They are the best at using magic and maybe all magic that humons use comes from them!!!

Turquoise - The coolest dudes ever. In fact, they are the cool kids of the humons. They have very cool abilities like stand powers or pokemon summoning and all that trendy stuff.

Cobalt - The edgy fuckers and memelords. These guys can go INTO the internet and can manipulate funny stuff in real life utilizing "M-Magic". They are not as cool as the turquoise, but are still regarded as very awesome.

Indigo - These guys are the big hams. They literally keep the foundation of humonity safe and working. These guys can limitedly shapeshift parts of their into diffrent tools, and they can fire indigo lasers. They are also very very very stronk and capable. All of their powers, strength, and even life force is ultimately powered by the indigo sun. Which is a giant powerhouse entity that exists outside of their reality. With all those things said, these guys build entire cities, colonize planets, and even work at a place called the “LNCS Agency”. The LNCS Agency is a place founded by Steve’s brother Larry who is also a indigo. The place is to protect 2000 anomalies that sustain all magic ever. So yeah, these guys are a huge deal.

Purple - They are all like half human half gems. They can store things in bubbles, regenerate  in impossible speeds, summon weapons, and could float. But whats defining about these guys is that they can make a limited set of creatures that are created and sustained by their gems. These creatures can have their shape and functions be anything their master wishes, and are very helpful.

and last but not least!... AWESOME type - Not much is known of them..... but ONLY 3 of them existed in the whole Humon species SO FAR (and Bill is one of them!). They are highly respected by everyone else, and their births are seen as signs of GREAT prosperity that is about to come. They possess powers beyond comprehension as they are bounded to the fabric of everything ITSELF....

Birth, Life, and Death
 Birth:  Here's how humons are made. Two people fall in love, and then do the deed. 9 months later, the mom gives birth to 1 or more fleshy orbs called “humon-seeds”. The humon-seed will then take 1 month to grow into a “humon-egg-plant”, which is a collection of multicolored vines and roots. The humon-egg-plant will then take an indefinite amount of time to grow out 1 or more humon-eggs. The humon-eggs will then take 9 months to hatch out 1 or more babies.

 Life:  Humons have 3 life stages: child, adult, and finally supa-adult. Humons spend 18 years as child, 282 years as adult, and then the rest of their immortal life as supa-adult.

Humons age the same way as humans at child stage. Humons then age to 25 and stop biologically aging for the most of adult stage, until they get to 272 years old. Then old age takes over for rest of the adult stage. Then after adult stage, humons revert back to being biologically 30, and will stay like that forever.

Only adult stage humons can ever reproduce. And also, even though humons are immortal. Overpopulation is never a problem as supa-adults are required to leave the home planet, and live in one of the many luxurious pocket dimensions created by the indigo core... which can make a unlimited amount of those worlds.

 Death:  Humons are immortal, but they can still die. Humons can always regenerate and bounce back from fatal things like: drowning, stabbed, electrocution, bullets, explosions, or being forced to listen to Nickelback.

The only thing that can cause a legit death for a humon is if: They get severely injured in the heart, get shot by a gala laser or gala bullet, get thrown into a super-omega-neutron star, do something so heroic that it will save millions of lives at the price of life stamina, wishes from demon contracts, or die to an omnikiller.

But even when a humon dies a legit death. They will just loose one of their 7 lives. Like a cat having 9 lives, a humon has 7 lives. But if a humon looses ALL 7 lives... then that is literally it for the humon and theres no return.

 Afterlife (....and resurrection??):  This stuff happens when a humon looses all 7 lives.

When a good humon dies, their soul ends up in a “afterlife crystal” where they live peacefully in their ideal but simple homes. And they get to watch whats going on in the living world via phones and tvs.

When a bad or evil humon dies, their soul goes to heck to live in horrible conditions and do work for Heck in addition.

When a "unpure" humon dies, they also go to Heck but they go to another ring of the nether, and live a epic afterlife there.

There are 5 rings of Heck: Neth, Rift, Rust, Crims, and Limbo. Neth is a common place of the nether and living people can use portals to go there. Rift is where unpure people go to and live. Crims is where bad people and evil people go. Rust is where many demons live and are born. And limbo is yet to be discovered...... but it contains some ancient evils locked away for good reasons..........

Yet, when a humon looses all 7 lives, there is still a way to get them resurrect. Nobody knows the exact details of the resurrection method, but if it is done right. The person will be resurrected and gain back all 7 lives. If the method is done well and in addition something unknown is also done with it, the person can come back with not only 7 but 10 lives. BUT unfortunately, the method must be done under 3 days after the death of the person or else it will never work. And to make things more dire, all of this resurrection stuff could be just a rumor... as the only sources of this info is: a fry cook, a homeless guy, two crack heads, and a random 5 year old who uses the internet too much.

Laws and morals
Humon morals is the same as Human morals, like dont steal shit, dont kill people, drugs are bad, and stay in school. But they are very easily twisted, because back in the far past... some accident has contaminated all the water supply with a special kind of toxin. It basically makes all humons dumber, apathetic, not really care about stuff like technological advancement, not really care about all the injustice or even be aware of bad things sometimes, and just makes everyone behave like cynical comedy characters. This leads to almost all humons as being very naïve, and subjected to not fully wanting to fight for justice. Only some people are resistant to this toxin like Steve, his friends + family, and some other groups of people... but they are all still dumbed down by the toxin one way or another.

Humons have very shitty governments, and every country has one. Sure, some are way better, but it is still cruddy. The "best" government there is a system where people can vote for the next leader, but everyone has to listen to what the leader says, but people can still vote that leader to step down at any given time. The worst form of government is that literally everything is under some person's control 100%. But what is common in all governments is that all of them are too slow at making a change, ignoring majority vote oftenly, sometimes pass just outright ridiculous laws, and last but not least... have a very strict police system with fucking ROBOTS and WIZARDS. So yeah, thanks to this last reason, not many people act up to go against any gov.

If that wasn't worse enough, wait until you hear this load of shit. All govs currently are secretly and unknowingly controlled by an infamous dovemise entity known as the RNC-Master. In short, lets just say he is so powerful that he is completely untouchable. He controls everything via two ways: Passive way, and Active way.

In the passive way, the RNC-Master secretly has a book that magically controls ALL law for all of humon kind. Whatever is written in the book will magically make all govs obey it no matter how ridiculous it is. The RNC-Master got the book from a deal with the dovemise-devil, but in return the RNC-Master has to sacrifice one of his children whenever he writes a law in the book. But since the RNC-Master is such a sick bastard, he will do a sacrifice and not even bat an eye. The RNC-Master makes sure to not use the book too much, or else everyone will get very suspicious. Plus, the evil bastard wants to remain secretive during this whole thing.

In the active way, the RNC-Master will have to use his RNC stuff. RNC stuff is just stuff made from "RNC", a magical substance that can turn into many things to solely serve the RNC-Master. RNC stuff could be evil robots, evil creatures, or even evil monsters that will secretly kill any rebels, and will make it look like an "accident". And yes, everything is also in secret with this. The RNC-Master just wants everything to be secretive.

The RNC-Master still hasn't seized full control over the world because he is still trying to get enough resources to fully do that. If he tries now, then a strong hero might rise up and sabotage his whole plan, and that waste a lot of resources. So he has to wait and prepare until everything is literally 1000% assured.

So yeah, everything is crapsackian lmao. But luckily, things are going to change with Steve and his friends, but even that is gonna take a hell of a long time.